Constance Billard

Everyone in our school is crazy.

The following was taken from the blog of the anonymous writer, Lady Shiva, who has devoted herself to chronicling all the latest news around CB.

This School is Falling Apart

Hello lovelies! It’s me again, the one, the only, the true Princess of Darkness. I hear all and I see all, and there is so, so much to talk about this time around. But before we get into that, can we talk about how trash our school has become? Dead dogs found in bushes, chairs dumped on the lawn. Since when did Constance Billard become Pennsyltucky High?


Capital J had a freak out moment in class and shouted at the Queen B herself. Why? Who knows, and who cares? I do find myself torn, however, between our hunky exchange student and the Queen of Constance Billard herself… Mmm, decisions decisions! Speaking of, B and L seemed to be having a rather heated conversation with Queen B on the lawn. Most likely trying to score invites to her party, if you ask me. The new kid M apparently made a midnight visit to the nurse’s office, HMMM. T heroically rescued the whole English class from a gas leak, like a sexy fireman, as if he could get any hotter.


yo ls,

I was in English class with T and he was carrying people to safety, he’s so brave. BTW do you happen to know if he’s single?

- lsthrowaway

Dear lsthrowaway,

Please, do you really think I’m one to leak such sensitive information? ;)

dear ladyshiva,

so uh… how come no one is talking about how creepy the school councilor is??? i feel like shes a cop or something interrogating me….

- innocent

Dear “Innocent,”

Talk about paranoid. I get along just fine with our school councilor. Could it be that you’re not as innocent as you claim, reader?

That’s all for today, pets. The next time you hear from me, I will be more than a little hung-over hopefully.

Don’t forget Lady Shiva is watching, xoxo

15 Minutes in the Janitor's closet

The following was taken from the blog of the anonymous writer, Lady Shiva, who has devoted herself to chronicling all the latest news around CB.


Hello lovelies! It’s me, the one and only, the Dark Princess of Constance Billard. It’s the Fall Semester, and it’s looking like it’s going to be a good one. If we can get the damn lights working. All this old money, and our school can’t even afford a good generator?


The one and only T seems to have a couple new admirers. In other words, water is wet. What is interesting was that he and a group of jocks spent an awfully long time searching for emergency flares. HMMM. CB’s own violin prodigy was also there. HMMM. Capital J was seen being all buddy-buddy with the Principal, not the worst person to suck up to (if you can handle talking to someone so two-thousand and late). M, D and I were looking hot as usual playing late night football.


Dear Dark One,

Is it true that T is into nerdy girls? I heard he was talking to that weird girl who’s always doodling in Math, and that one girl who plays those weird games.

- kkrazy

Dear Kkrazy,

I wouldn’t hold my breath on that one. You see it’s called “just being nice.” Although I personally don’t believe in it, that seems to be his style. Watch out for that one, guys and gals.

Dear LS,

heeeyyy i think i know who u are “dark princess” ur the weird goth girl who sits bye herself in class arent u lol

- gotu

Dear Gotu,

Nice try. And nice text speak. With all of CB’s AP Eng classes I thought someone here would know how to spell. For shame.

Until next time, don’t forget Lady Shiva is watching.

Welcome to your campaign!
A blog for your campaign

Wondering how to get started? Here are a few tips:

1. Invite your players

Invite them with either their email address or their Obsidian Portal username.

2. Edit your home page

Make a few changes to the home page and give people an idea of what your campaign is about. That will let people know you’re serious and not just playing with the system.

3. Choose a theme

If you want to set a specific mood for your campaign, we have several backgrounds to choose from. Accentuate it by creating a top banner image.

4. Create some NPCs

Characters form the core of every campaign, so take a few minutes to list out the major NPCs in your campaign.

A quick tip: The “+” icon in the top right of every section is how to add a new item, whether it’s a new character or adventure log post, or anything else.

5. Write your first Adventure Log post

The adventure log is where you list the sessions and adventures your party has been on, but for now, we suggest doing a very light “story so far” post. Just give a brief overview of what the party has done up to this point. After each future session, create a new post detailing that night’s adventures.

One final tip: Don’t stress about making your Obsidian Portal campaign look perfect. Instead, just make it work for you and your group. If everyone is having fun, then you’re using Obsidian Portal exactly as it was designed, even if your adventure log isn’t always up to date or your characters don’t all have portrait pictures.

That’s it! The rest is up to your and your players.


I'm sorry, but we no longer support this web browser. Please upgrade your browser or install Chrome or Firefox to enjoy the full functionality of this site.